W for Weight Watch - Wait and Watch

Stress level increases, BP goes high,
My weight has increased (again!) by five!
What a night-mare, I let out a scream,
Just can't get rid of my weight it seems!

Those ugly tyres around my waist,
Just don't disappear owing to my taste,
I am on a 'see food' diet you know,
When I see food I eat it, and in girth I grow!

My jiggly thighs and wobbly arms,
Double chin and huge posterior alarms,
Try as I might, my weight-it just shoots high,
All I can do is regret and sigh!

Diet and gym - not my cup of tea,
Burgers, chips and pastries all cry out for me!
Push-ups, squats and those dreadful planks,
They are really not for me- please,No Thanks!

So what can I do, besides wait and watch,
And see myself grow like a huge, ugly blotch,
My growing weight has always been a bane,
Weight-watching is really driving me insane!

It's not that I am not inspired enough,
But diet plans and exercises-they all seem so tough,
At the most I can manage for two days or three,
After that once again I am on a binge(ing)  spree!

Don't get me wrong, but now I have lost all hope,
Weight-watching for me,has little or no scope!
Now I just wait and watch myself grow,
I eat what I relish,and now I don't even feel low!

V for Vela!

For the ones who are uninitiated to Bambaiyya slang.
Vela = someone who has got nothing to do and annoys other people who are busy 
/  a jobless person
Source- Urban Dictionary.

For a vela like me,
Life is a breeze,
No work, no deadlines.
I am all at ease!

So when I see others ,
Working their guts out,
I laugh aloud (in my head)
They are fools without any doubt!

'Cause a life as a vela,
Is everyone's dream,
Khao-piyo aish karo,
No boss at you will scream!

So as a certified vela,
I do my good deed,
I hinder and irritate others,
Seeing them work, my heart bleeds!

A vela I am, a vela I will be,
A future so bright and glorious I see,
All you busy- bodies, neck-deep in work,
I am happy as every chore I shirk!

All call me vela- a jobless fool,
But you know what, this life is cool,
Nothing gained nothing lost- I am my boss,
Goals, achievements- Let them go for a toss!

U for Unwind!

When the going gets too tough,
And the roads ahead seem a bit rough,
When you can't even think straight,
It shows its high time you relax......
Unwind - take a break!

When the work is all piled up,
Time -management is just not enough,
When you just don't have a clue,
How to meet the dead-lines......
Unwind - take a break!

When nothing you ever do goes right,
Your goals just don't seem to be in sight,
Everything you do is just in vain,
When you think you're going to turn insane......
Unwind - take a break!

Your physical and mental health is a mess,
There's heart-burn, anxiety and distress,
You feel you are going to sink,
Sleep and rest -they seem to elude you,
Unwind - take a break!

Time is slipping from your grip,
Your ability to work shows a mean dip,
You are trying hard without much success,
You want to bang your head in despair......
Unwind - take a break!

Everyone seems to be in a happy place,
You are trying to carve a niche,a space,
When there are signs that show you are doomed
You are in confusion,life is a mess........
 Unwind - take a break!

 Your loved ones don't even seem to care,
You cross, you alone have to bear,
When you feel life is all futile,
You just want to give up, maybe die.....
Unwind - take a break!

Unwind- because there's nothing you can't solve,
In time, every problem you can resolve,
When you relax, your mind gets clear,
Your goals, your desires seem so near!

Unwind- because the stress has to go,
There are good times for you in store,
Rest and leisure is needed in good measure,
For life is not all about work, but also pleasure!

Unwind- because you need to speak,
And find out where lie the links weak,
Communicate,and strengthen the ties,
You are not alone,from this too you will rise!

Unwind- do what makes you happy with glee,
Sing, dance, or go on a shopping spree,
Cook, travel, or catch up with friends,
Watch movies or discuss the latest trends.

Unwind- because life is not just a race,
Stop, pause, relax -slow down the pace,
You have just one life, make it worthwhile,
Learn to enjoy, take on challenges with a smile!