W for Weight Watch - Wait and Watch

Stress level increases, BP goes high,
My weight has increased (again!) by five!
What a night-mare, I let out a scream,
Just can't get rid of my weight it seems!

Those ugly tyres around my waist,
Just don't disappear owing to my taste,
I am on a 'see food' diet you know,
When I see food I eat it, and in girth I grow!

My jiggly thighs and wobbly arms,
Double chin and huge posterior alarms,
Try as I might, my weight-it just shoots high,
All I can do is regret and sigh!

Diet and gym - not my cup of tea,
Burgers, chips and pastries all cry out for me!
Push-ups, squats and those dreadful planks,
They are really not for me- please,No Thanks!

So what can I do, besides wait and watch,
And see myself grow like a huge, ugly blotch,
My growing weight has always been a bane,
Weight-watching is really driving me insane!

It's not that I am not inspired enough,
But diet plans and exercises-they all seem so tough,
At the most I can manage for two days or three,
After that once again I am on a binge(ing)  spree!

Don't get me wrong, but now I have lost all hope,
Weight-watching for me,has little or no scope!
Now I just wait and watch myself grow,
I eat what I relish,and now I don't even feel low!